P.O.L.I.C.E. SUCKSSSS

Ladies and gentlemen, how was your New Year party? We people in Kedah had a definitely SPECIAL and EXCITING New Year party – POLICE BLOCKING!
Sometimes I don’t know why some peculiar policemen have to do blocking while there is New Year celebration. Everybody is so ecstatic and cheerful but they must be there to summon some trivial matters.

There were already so many cars and had caused traffic jam. They were still there doing blocking to aggravate the traffic. I thought police are supposed to make things better and not make things worse!

Here is my UNFORGETABBLE NEW YEAR CELEBRATION!

My friends and I were stuck in the heavy traffic because of the PERFECT JOB done by the police. We were on our way to eat famous curry mee which only opens at night. Thus, we tried to take short cut and turned into this one-way road as we thought it was easier and faster to reach our destination. Out of the blue, the policemen who were hiding at the dark corner, wearing casual shirt blocked us and asked us to stop at the road side and demanded our IC. We suspected they were not police actually because we didn’t see any sign that they were police. So we had decided to see their police ID first.

“Lesen memandu dan IC mana?” (in a harsh tone)

“Encik, kami nak tengok police ID dulu” (this was what we said because we were scared they were fake and might rob us later)

“ Apa! Ini pistol tak nampak ke? Pistol ni tak cukup lagi ke?”

“kami tau tapi kami kena confirm dulu.” (This is what smart people do, stupid ass police!)

“ni, diapa tak percaya kak kita ni!”

We just wanted to confirm their ID and I think there was totally no wrong for us to do that. This is called PRECAUTION and this is what the mass media ask us to do if we were arrested by casual wear and anonymous police! We were protecting ourselves and this UNCIVILIZED police said we didn’t believe him! The WORST part was he said “INI PISTOL, TAK NAMPAK KE”. UNCIVILIZED POLIMAN, we were not fighting with you, we just had to confirm. You all were hiding at the dark corner there how we knew you all were robbers or snatch thieves or police. Be CIVILISED lah! We just asked for your police ID. If you were a real police, why you couldn’t show to us directly and you had to ask your colleague to show it to us? SO our question is: ARE YOU A REAL POLICE? Anyone can own a short gun nowadays, even in Malaysia. It’s all about money only. YOUNG POLICEMAN, dun try to scare us with your gun, we can sue you anytime for threatening citizen.

Another fatty policeman came and showed us his police ID.

“saya adalah polis. Mana IC?”

My friend gave his IC to the fatty one and followed him to get “saman”.

Dear sucking blood policemen, we were not going to bribe you. Don’t think too much!!! We have money and we will pay the “saman” on our own in the police station. No worry!

While the fatty policeman was busy writing saman, this UNCIVILIZED policeman approached us again…

“kalau you punya boyfriend cakap baik baik dengan kami, kami mungkin akan lepaskannya!”

What the hell! Cakap baik baik? He was the person that showed his gun to us while we demanding for police ID only! We talked to him in good manner and he was the person that didn’t respect us first!

Mind you, you are just a policeman. Don’t try to ABUSE YOUR AUTHORITY. We are Malaysian. We have the right to know who you are! We are not the wanted culprits that you can simply yell at! Yes, we are younger but you have no right to threaten us and deny our right!

The last sentence the UNCIVILISED police said was: “Orang Changlun dahsyat lah!”
I tell you what – I will always remember your face! And if I had a lawyer daddy like Ron Trott in Justice, I will see you in court!

Advices for P.O.L.I.C.E.
1. If you want people to respect you, you have to respect people first.
2. Don’t try to think teenagers will give you bribe! We teenagers follow the law. If we were wrong, we will pay.
3. Don’t you ever show your gun to threaten youngsters! We do nothing wrong!
4. Be well-mannered. (90% of Malaysian who hate police is because of their arrogance and ill manner)
5. No authority abuse please!
6. Don’t spoil people’s good mood during important holidays!

I know there are many good policemen in Malaysia but there are also many bad policemen in Malaysia that make people want to scream “P.O.L.I.C.E. SUCKSSSS!”

If I hurt any reader’s feeling, I bow and apologize here…

After all, this is my blog and I have the right to comment anything, right?

Good night! Sleep tight.
And Happy New Year!